Innocent vacuum or hostile alien creaure ! Until today I thought I knew!
I prefer upright vacuums and I think this canister was well aware of that. I have trouble manuvering it around corners and furniture, it somehow digs its non-visible claws into the carpet and doesn’t want to budge, it rams itself into walls and balks at stairs. It keeps dropping its cup, or food bowl, or whatever you want to call it. It hits me in the back of my legs and then laughs in its diabolical vacuum voice.
I laid it down for a split second and I swear it stalked me. Look at its all seeing eye, its long tubular nose and its wide sucking mouth. Scary, huh.
I turned away for a moment and when I looked again this is what I saw…
Pulsating colors and inhuman screeching. I feared for myself and my carpet. I tried to placate it by offering it more food. It stopped for a moment, laughed manically like only vacuums can, and then this happened.
I screamed at it and somehow managed to unplug its lifeline. It is now locked away and I will be looking for a cute, friendly, happy little upright to take its evil place.